That was so funny

Because I aint even lying

I AM AN ALIEN

I COME TO TAKE YOU AWAY TO THE MOON SOME DAY. YOU WANNA GO!!!

SERIOUSLY?

ok ok ok......maybe in a few more years kids

Peace out,

That guy you from some where and his name isn't Chris.

IT'S SAMSON

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Man am I tired

Another long hard day at work. I can't wait to get home. There is something really comforting about the suburbs!!

It must be my REAL friends or something.

I think it's the medication thats really slowing me down. I hope I don't become a zombie again.

Remember the world is full of snakes, vampires, and liars. LOTS OF LIARS.
USE LIAR REPELENT. Use your eyes to see into their soul. It's a gift from IT.

LOL and just for the record I don't think I am god or Jesus or anything. But they are both close friends of mine.

Peace out Homi's
Place it safe.

And remember

Heaven is merely a state of mind!

Peace Home slices in the projects. RUNNIN IT GOOD!!!

Another thing

There are a lot of beautiful girls in this country. But we shouldn't go around trying to fvck everyone we see. In my opinion I think we should save ourselves for just the right one. I can't wait to meet her one day. Who ever she is.

All I know is that I will find her. Probably in toronto one day. Or maybe I already have. Who knows with Samson

He never stops lying.

What a bastard.

Lol I love talking in third person.

You never know who's writing this shit.

MANIC DEPRESSIVE SCHIZO WITH AN EXTREME CASE OF ADD and a hinch of PARANOIA.

That comes with the business world I guess. Who knows.

To many snakes.

Good thing I am a day walking vampire who can fly like superman, and shoot webslingers like spider man. Who knew dreams could actually come true. I did!!!!!!!!

Peace, love and understanding brothers and sisters of Ajax

Chillin in London....ENGLAND,,,,I love the Government.
They fly you around the word when you're a superstar.

For free.

Uncle Samson

AWESOME HOSTEL IN TORONTO

http://www.globalbackpackers.com/

Christopher Samson's bedtime story for children

Close your eyes and imagine a world. A world where no one is trying to implement fear into your mind. A world where people aren't trying to piss you off. A world where everyone understands how sensitive we all are. A world where creatures live in peace and harmony in an existence that is completely absurd. One day this world could be possible. All it takes is for you to close your eyes and dream up ways to make the reality you see when you open your eyes a better place, It's that simple young one. You just have to try. You have the ability to create reality with your mind. It starts with a thought. Then you can choose to take that thought you have inside you mind and make it a reality with an action. With that action there is an infinite amount of reactions. It's like a ripple that spreads across this entire existence. What you have to remember children is that when you act on a negative thought it will come back and effect you one day. Maybe not in this moment, maybe not in the next, but in some moment in the future it will effect you. So knowing this try and develope control over your self. Try and only act on positive thoughts. Try and live in a positive flow of energy or thoughts. It feels really good. It's natural, it's balance, it's your life.

Don't listen to me, don't repeat what I say, Ignore everything outside your mind, listen to the soul deep within your own mind.

The "I" that we all are. It might just be god or maybe allah, IT, something, nothing, bullshit, energy, divine forces. WHO REALLY KNOWS WHERE THOUGHTS COME FROM. NO ONE

The truth?
A question?
Riddle?

GOOD NIGHT, SWEET DREAMS, LOVE YOU LONG TIME

DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE (Who the hell came up with that anyways....it's like let's come up with a slogan to say to our kid's every night to scare the crappolla out of them)

It's almost as bad as hearing "Would you like fries with that"....That's a freaking nightmare in itself

Or how about

Customer: "Can I get a veggie burger?"
Clerk: "A combo sir?"
A FREAKING VEGGIE BURGER....THAT'S IT!!!!!!

LOL hahahahaha man I am a total bitch. I need a life or something. Ohh wait I already got that

I admit I am still "Lovin it"......life that is......fvck fast food...that shit aint good for you...although it's a nice treat sometimes.

MMMMMmmmm veggie burger!

Peace, love, and understandin

Uncle Samson